Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Kilmer & me...

It's been an year since we started seeing each other. We are 5 'dates' down now...

She says '"I am fast on turns" and then cries about me being too slow and hesitant...

She says "Your hands are all over the place!" and then reverts back to "Your hands are stiff on the wheel"

She asks me if I have ever done this before, and then reprimands me for being too reckless...

She wants me to signal my next move and then cribs about me not waiting on a green...

She ridicules me for not being "smooth" and hates it if I 'weave' through the path...

She whines about me using "extra-protection" (read: handbrake) and wants me to read the signs (on her moronic face, ya!) ...


ARE WE HAVING SEX OR AM I LEARNING TO DRIVE, YOU BITCH !!

IT'S OFFICIAL! I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU, KILMER!!

8 comments:

Srinivas Iyer said...

whats the bottomline.. did you get the license??

S.Wagh said...

If I did, why would I break up???

Vaidehi said...

Take a break.. I think you both need some space. Don't make such decisions in haste.

Ronak Shah said...

To "soon" u realized to break up!!!

In process of saving few $$ by gng nearby ... you've ended up spending the most, both time and money!

I hope u r gng for a new date nxt time!

Shivangi said...

:) .. Yes i think this was a good decision .. :)

the predicament of being me said...

First it was a laptop......now its a Kilmer....god u need a girlfriend asap....

S.Wagh said...

Victory! finally!!

Altamont said...

Dude.. that was very well written... great sense of humor