The 'Brower Commons' award ceremony...

A special thanks to Miss Vaidehi for keeping this alive...
This piece was written after my first semester when I spent 3 months working at a dining hall at college avenue campus 'Brower Commons' ... My first job, it gave me so much food for thought as it did for my belly... It was another thing that I hated with all my heart, but still could not bear to leave... It was in those intense moments of tearing bloody beef boxes, my mind rolled out this piece... It is a tribute to all those workers, my friends who made life a lot easier for me at that place... Read on...

"Here is the moment you all have been waiting for... The 2275th monthly student worker awards at Brower Commons are out... Here are the Student workers who have found glory and well, some food at BC...

Student worker of the month award: PRASHANT / RONAK SHAH (real)

Actual deserving student worker award: AKSHAY SHETTY

Salad bar mismanagement award: MOHNISH KULKARNI

Cereal Bar disaster award: ANKIT SARDA

Chicken-tastes-yum award: SNEHAPREETHI GOPINATH

Wrap-n-steal award: DEEPTI VETE

Fastest Do-the-window worker award: SIDDHARTH WAGH

God-knows-how-he's-still-not-fired award: INDRANEEL KULKARNI

What-the-hell-is-Punching-Out award: PRASHANT JADHAV

BC-my dream job award: VAIDEHI KULKARNI

Overslept-and-late award: PUNEET KATARIA

Silent worker award: RONAK SHAH

Congratulations to all deserving candidates... You made it!

All the unfortunate people who didn't have a chance to work at BC, think again... Apply now and load your larders with the tastiest food in the whole world...

Till then...

Signing out...

Siddharth Wagh

To-be Student manager...

BC

Disclaimer: The writer claims no responsibility for the after-effects of this piece of trash..."