Dear Recruiter,
Thank you for your disinterest in my qualifications for the Software Engineer position at your company. I carefully reviewed your background and experience, and I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection letter at this time.
This year, I have been inundated with offers of rejection from candidates spanning a wide range of software and financial firms. I strive hard to find the right company to suit my profile. At this time, I would not be pursuing your offer of rejection, but I would like to keep you in mind for future career pursuits in case I need to quit your company for a higher paying job.
I am looking forward to see you at work. I encourage you to stay updated on my career pursuits by visiting http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~swagh/need-for-money/
Regards,
Siddharth Wagh
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